S.H.A.D.O.W. Over Innsmouth, H.P. Liebeskraft

"Wal, Sir, Obed he 'lart that they's things on this arth as most folks never heerd about - an' wouldn't believe ef they did hear. lt seems these Kanakys was sacrificin' heaps o' their young men an' maidens to some kind o' god-things that lived under the sea, an' gittin' all kinds o' favour in return. They met the things on the little islet with the queer ruins, an' it seems them awful picters o' frog-fish monsters was supposed to be picters o' these things..."

What a young genealogist hears and sees in the shunned and hated coastal town of Innsmouth sends him fleeing in horror and disgust. His report to the Federal Authorities triggers stern and implacable action: Zadok Allen is arrested for hate-based speech-terrorism... a government submarine drops a signed photo of President Obama into the abyss off the Black Reef... Arkham and Ipswich are placed under martial law, indicted for ichthyoanthropophobia... and Innsmouth begins to receive lavish funding as a protectorate of the new-formed federal agency S.H.A.D.O.W. -- Shattering Hate, Annulling Discrimination, Obliterating White Privilege.

The Bleached Abbott of Puthuum, Clark Afshan Smith

When gypsy particle-physicist Romalsa goes undercover to investigate sex-trafficking by the Episcopalian Church, even she, with an estimated I.Q. of 187, fails to guess the full extent of the horrors she will uncover at the Anglican abbey of Puthuum, where an evil albino priesthood has upheld white male privilege for uncounted centuries...

Conan: The Congressional Hearings, Roberto E. Howard

Is this the end for Conan the Barbarian? Captured by his bitterest enemies, he is hauled before the Stygian House of Congress and arraigned on charges of mass murder, cultural genocide, and blatant possession of "smoldering blue eyes..."

Congressperson Thutmekri: Thank you, Madam Chairperson. Now we turn to the disgusting episode recorded by hate-chronicler Howard under the title of "Shadows in Zamboula." That's Z.A.M.B.O.U.L.A., for the benefit of the clerk of the court. O Conan of Cimmeria, do you deny that you repeatedly intervened in support of the white racist hegemony during your stay in this vibrantly multi-cultural and multi-racial city, preventing members of the close-knit Dafuran cannibal community from participating in their traditional ethnic cuisine?

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