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Egyptian Statue Comes to Life
Posted by: Gavin Callaghan (IP Logged)
Date: 25 June, 2013 07:39PM

Re: Egyptian Statue Comes to Life
Posted by: Gill Avila (IP Logged)
Date: 26 June, 2013 12:09AM
Pfffttt! It's probably fidgeting because it has hemorrhoids. Has anyone checked its sphinxter?

Re: Egyptian Statue Comes to Life
Posted by: phillipAellis (IP Logged)
Date: 26 June, 2013 04:49AM
Maybe it's in de Nile! ;)

Re: Egyptian Statue Comes to Life
Posted by: Gill Avila (IP Logged)
Date: 26 June, 2013 04:56AM
It can't talk because its voice has gone Horus.

Re: Egyptian Statue Comes to Life
Posted by: calonlan (IP Logged)
Date: 26 June, 2013 05:46PM
Gavin Callaghan Wrote:
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> [science.nbcnews.com]
> 93-pharaohs-curse-why-that-ancient-egyptian-statue
> -moves-on-its-own?lite


I think the poor guy just needs some offerings - I therefore call upon all who read this forum - at 8:00pm
Friday night (later is past my bed-time) - find yourself in a decent pub with some like minded folk, and have some beer, bread, steak, and chicken - barley beer will be as close as you can come to Egyptian beer - and chant "Neb-Senu" - 7 times.
I never could "walk like an Egyptian" but I'm pretty sure I can drink like one -



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