For Sale ~ Cthulhu Mythos Books of Majiks
With the removal of the Biblionihilistica from this Plain of Sorrow, a great yearning did be fostered in the heart of Man for an like-thing over which He might pore. So did be born the Codicils of the Biblionihilistica, and of which did be bound of black leather with brass and copper accoutrements. Within the boards of the thing does be over 100 different pages of alien scripts, foul signs and sickly sigils, and all with an weighty reference to them as do be termed Great Olden-Ones.
Due to certain curious, super-lunary alignments, some few hand-made copies of these self, same tomes, have come to my possess. Such volumes cannot be held for long, and so find myself in the unenviable position of salesman.
Does it be upon of ye to own such an volume? Then to thine profit, please look here [www.mythoplasm.co.uk] where fuller details and pictures might so be viewed.

I thought Talk Like a Pirate Day was last week. (Maybe it's Talk Like a YouTube LARPer Day and I missed the press on it. Nobody does EME like a LARPer!)

Sleepwalker Wrote:
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> For Sale ~ Cthulhu Mythos Books of Majiks
> With the removal of the Biblionihilistica from
> this Plain of Sorrow, a great yearning did be
> fostered in the heart of Man for an like-thing
> over which He might pore. So did be born the
> Codicils of the Biblionihilistica, and of which
> did be bound of black leather with brass and
> copper accoutrements. Within the boards of the
> thing does be over 100 different pages of alien
> scripts, foul signs and sickly sigils, and all
> with an weighty reference to them as do be termed
> Great Olden-Ones.
> Due to certain curious, super-lunary alignments,
> some few hand-made copies of these self, same
> tomes, have come to my possess. Such volumes
> cannot be held for long, and so find myself in the
> unenviable position of salesman.
> Does it be upon of ye to own such an volume? Then
> to thine profit, please look here
> [www.mythoplasm.co.uk] where fuller
> details and pictures might so be viewed.

Argghhh...! Where's that parrot?

Dear Friends
I would point out that when one is selling, say, a car, one speaks in the parlance of salesman/mechanic, but when one is to sell items of esoteric worth, so the patois must vary accordingly. It gladdens my heart that although you mock, you take time out to reply. Thank you for your time and energy.

Sleepwalker,

Oh your original note was indeed a lot of fun - we weren't really mocking. By all means it is god to hear of your product. As for the patois used in the ad copy "when in rome..."

Steve